
20 Interesting Ling Facts
Posted by Ling on July 18, 2007
10 Things I Have Never Done or Have/Had that Others Probably Have
1. Lived in student accommodation even though I studied in a different city from home
2. Worn braces to straighten my teeth (although I want to because of this minor squint in my lower teeth)
3. Had a pedicure (not interested in toe cleavage)
4. Finished reading a Harry Potter book (so boring)
5. Watched any of the Harry Potter / Lord of the Rings / Shrek movies without falling asleep
6. Gone to the cinema by myself
7. Ate a McDonald’s Big Mac
8. Drank directly from a milk bottle / carton (I hate milk – smells like cow)
9. Thought that Orlando Bloom / Leo Di Caprio / Paul Walker / Matt Damon / Ben Affleck was good-looking
10. Felt the need to go ski-ing / snowboarding / surfing / swimming
10 Things I Have Done or Have/Had that Others Probably Haven’t
1. Felt hungry whilst dissecting a body in the anatomy lab (and this was straight after lunch!)
2. Dreamt that I was having an affair with Michael Douglas (yuk!)
3. Bought maths books when I was a kid so I could give myself extra maths homework (me geek)
4. Caught diarrhoea with my left hand (I was changing my baby brother’s nappy when he exploded)
5. Dated 3 guys (not at the same time) with the same shoe size as me (I have abnormally big feet - I hope it made those guys feel inadequate – hah!!)
6. Felt seasick when I had a bath (this was on the day after my final exam)
7. Fell into a pot of freshly made sweet ‘n’ sour sauce and burnt the lower part of my body badly (I was 3 years old – my Dad still used the sauce!!)
8. Made margarine sandwiches, squeezed and sucked out all the margarine, applied more margarine and then ate the sandwich (yummy)
9. Handwashed my newly-purchased white socks after stepping on my baby sister’s poo on the carpet
10. Picked up dried-up bubblegum from the bin and then started chewing it and blowing bubbles (I still remember it was orange-flavoured)





thebiggee said,
Oh! If your colleagues had bought you the McD’s lunch that day you wouldn’t have Item number 7 in your first list. Then you’d be struggling to find another item to make ten!
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onle said,
Hm, number 10 on the second list contrasts with your current attitude towards bins ._. And you are wearing braces now. Oh, how times change… :p
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