Last week, one of my colleagues had a Hen Night. I was talking to my Mum and she chose to be blonde again!
Me : So yeah, I’m going to a Hen Night tonight?
Mum : Really? Who?
Me : Bride-to-be…She’s getting married in June
Mum : Okay. So where is it?
Me : In Paisley…
Mum : So where is the Cock Night?
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! It’s a STAG NIGHT mother!!!
I was so traumatised at the Hen Night. We played a game and were made to pass round an ice-cube mouth to mouth!!!! And also a glow stick was put down your cleavage and fished out with your mouth and passed round…and then a bottle wrapped round your legs……………….EWW!!!