
Blonde Mum
Posted by Ling on April 21, 2005

I have been doing dental training for 9 months now.
So…this is what happened…
My dental trainer is my Mum’s dentist. She was in the practice last week, chatting away as she always does. I booked her the last appointment of the day so we could go home together once I finished up too.
It was home time for all the staff so most of them had left whilst my Mum was still chit chatting with the my trainer – Mr Trainer.
Me : “Are you done yet??”
Mum : “OK, see you later Mr Trainer..byeeeeeee”
Walk out of the surgery…
Me : Do you need another appointment?
Mum : Yes, in June some time..
So I go and click on the computer to make an appointment but, I rarely deal with the Reception side of things. I only do fillings, check-ups, extractions..anything else is too much for my ickle brain…especially computers!
So we were there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to book an appointment at Reception with the computer.
Mr Trainer comes out to see what is going on.
Mum : “Mr Trainer, look! You should shag her! She’s rubbish! Just shag her!!!”
I was like WTF????
Yes…”shag” was in fact ‘sack’…but her pronounciation of ‘sack’ was very off after getting a numb mouth from her dental treatment!!!!
I looked at Mr Trainer straight in the eye, “She means SACK – S-A-C-K!”
Semi-awkward laugh, while my mum was like, “Did I say something wrong?”
And no…I did not teach her a new English word…
Mr Trainer : “Thanks for giving me permission Ling’s mum, but not while you’re here!!”…
Me : “Let’s go mother!! NOW!!”
In conclusion : My mum is blonde!





thebiggee said,
Oh……my……..gosh!!!
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weemel said,
Eek!! =l Yuck!! Nvm you’ll be out of there soon… =)
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thebiggee said,
Yeah I remember Mok Lan yee was teasing me when I helped Ellen peel some oranges one evening after dinner. I didn’t mind though! Lol!
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bklchan said,
erm……. if my staff was messing around and crap i’d shag them too…. actually if it was a guy i’d definitely shag them…. (obviously change the shag to sack.)
better watch ur ass from now on ling a ding ding….
BING BRO X
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nosila_001 said,
hehehe
awww poor ling… though that was funny… made me smile today
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cheesecakelai said,
ur mum is so funni – so amazing :fun:
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thepianogenius said,
haha! u sure have an interesting time at work!
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enoch_hlh said,
come down & be my dentist LL jehjeh! :shysmile:
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oxypeon said,
Oh you so made that up! :wha:
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seanafunk said,
!!!
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ice_ray said,
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How r u? hahahahhahaha lol
RaY
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xyling said,
this is not a made up story…i was so embarrassed…i couldn’t even mention this story to my dental nurse!
P.S. hey, whoever text me to say that this blog was funny…thanks for the text…but dunno who u r…
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xxxwinixxx said,
lol :giggle:
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Jive_Bunny said,
Lady, you crack me up. See you soon.
Love, Le Lapin de Jive xox
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