Thursday

Blonde Mum

Posted by Ling on April 21, 2005

I have been doing dental training for 9 months now.

So…this is what happened…

My dental trainer is my Mum’s dentist.  She was in the practice last week, chatting away as she always does.  I booked her the last appointment of the day so we could go home together once I finished up too.

It was home time for all the staff so most of them had left whilst my Mum was still chit chatting with the my trainer – Mr Trainer.

Me : “Are you done yet??”
Mum : “OK, see you later Mr Trainer..byeeeeeee”

Walk out of the surgery…

Me : Do you need another appointment?
Mum : Yes, in June some time..

So I go and click on the computer to make an appointment but, I rarely deal with the Reception side of things.  I only do fillings, check-ups, extractions..anything else is too much for my ickle brain…especially computers!

So we were there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to book an appointment at Reception with the computer.

Mr Trainer comes out to see what is going on.

Mum :  “Mr Trainer, look!  You should shag her!  She’s rubbish!  Just shag her!!!”

I was like WTF????

Yes…”shag” was in fact ‘sack’…but her pronounciation of ‘sack’ was very off after getting a numb mouth from her dental treatment!!!!

I looked at Mr Trainer straight in the eye, “She means SACK – S-A-C-K!”

Semi-awkward laugh, while my mum was like, “Did I say something wrong?”

And no…I did not teach her a new English word…

Mr Trainer :  “Thanks for giving me permission Ling’s mum, but not while you’re here!!”…

Me :  “Let’s go mother!!  NOW!!”

In conclusion :  My mum is blonde!

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