
Born To Be Driven
Posted by Ling on February 20, 2004
I bought a car 6 months ago – a yellow Volkswagen Polo. It’s a hot female named Koyoti.
I only got my driving licence last year after taking lessons forever but I passed first time. In fact, I was deadly intent on passing first time simply because my younger sister, Sis 2 passed her driving test before me!
Sis 2 sat her driving test and then phoned me :-
Sis 2 : Hey, I failed…
Me : Oh no! What happened? (but secretly, I was PLEASED!!)
Sis 2 : I’m only joking! I PASSED!!
Me : Oh…YAY!!! (Noooooooo!!!)
I am a competitive person when it comes to sibling rivalry!! I always want to be the best at everything. I am a bad ass sister!!!
Anyway, I got my licence and bought a car, but my driving skills are still not up to scratch.
The other day, I held up the queue in a car park because I didn’t know how to reverse and manoeuvre the car. In the end, the driver behind me got out of his car, came into my car and helped me drive the car out of the tight spot. There were about 20 cars honking me.
In conclusion : I was born to be driven!





enoch_hlh said,
keke… only lengluis can do that!
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