Confessions Of A Confessioner
Posted by Ling on June 11, 2008
I have a lot of things to confess recently. Confessions of a…
…dentist
Sometimes, I think a patient is a nutter and I look at my nurse and give her the “What a nutter!” look when the patient isn’t looking.
…sister
Half the time you talk to me, I am not listening…yes, I suck as your big sister!
…blogaholic
I haven’t been blogging as much recently because I have being doing other stuff which is bad!
…pole dancer (beginner)
I am in two minds – I should give up because I’m cr@p at it versus I should buy a pole so I can practise and hopefully get better.
…big spender
Miss VeeBee, who is a dentist has spent loads of money on a spanking new black Mercedes SLK with black leather interiors (blah, blah), whereas I still drive my trusty old yellow Volkswagen Polo…So now, if I reach this target monthly wage (fat chance!), instead of buying a new car, I WILL buy a designer bag which will cost £1K!!! (I am so ANTI-designer gear…but she made me do this!)
…friend
If you are truly my friend, then we RARELY talk about work!
…non-friend
We know nothing much about each other and we will ask each other “How’s work?” but we aren’t interested at all!
…daughter
Every year, I say I want to move out but every year, you say NO! WHY????
…female being
My boobs are swollen…I was moody and teary and moody and teary last week…all PMS-related…great! My period is going to start very soon and I’ve got a party on Saturday and a wedding to go to on Sunday…this sucks!!!!
…celebrity gossiper
I have a secret addiction for celebrity gossip but I stopped buying the stupid celeb gossip magazines until last week. I went beserk and bought three magazines and devoured every word!!!
…colleague
I owe you, you and you lunch! Can we go somewhere cheap??
…girl friend of a girl friend
You don’t want to be me! I’m single and it’s exciting to go on dates…but I’d rather be you and be settled with a man!!
…girl friend of a guy friend
I am so comfortable around you that I don’t have to put on make-up!
…future girlfriend
Where are you my future boyfriend?
…future hubby
I can pole dance!!!
…ex-gym bunny
I miss my toned tummy but I am too darn lazy to do proper exercise at the gym!
…manic texter
Any nice texts from nice friends are recorded on my laptop or my diary.
…Facebook user
It’s Facebook etiquette to reply to me if I write on your wall or send you a message!
…dieter
I started my diet today because I’m going on holiday soon…I had SALAD for lunch!!!
…semi-insomniac
This week I’ve woken myself up because I’ve been grinding my teeth so hard that the noises wake me up!!
…semi-germophobe
I have to wash my hands immediately if I go near a bin but I’m okay with dumping my used dental floss on my bedroom floor!!!
…Christian
I’m sorry for sinning…AGAIN!
onle said,
Wah! £1K bag? I’d rather you buy magazines. They’re cheap. If you buy
£1 worth of magz every week, you can keep going for almost 20 years.
But then, maybe the bag will last 20 years as well…
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originalgamer_uk said,
woah £1k for a bag……mayb i’ll hold out on marrage and dating for a while crazy girls! -.-….mayb u could buy that pole instead with the £1k get your exercise, your practice, tire yourself out so u can sleep, have an intresting subject to talk about and your future hubby all at once! problem solved
hehe u missed confessions of a chips addict
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txt me~ i’m bored
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enoch_hlh said,
i thought you’re gunna say something on
…lenglui
or at least
…ex-lenglui
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ansypansy said,
- a “what a nutter look” i think generally all girls have this look, that ONLY close friends understand (or in some instances, mothers understand this look from daughters too) i think it’s a female thing… visual eye-contact communication.
- 1k for a bag… which name? what’s the name of the bag name? if you can justify your actions by giving the FULL details, given that it’s worth it… then fair enough. i’ll understand where you’re coming from (funny because previous commenters are from males, so… of course they dont understand! yet they’d be willing to pay lots-of-money for billions of footie shirts or footie match tickets! pfffft!) different priorities in life! for us girls it’s bags and shoes (more shoes and gadgets for me!) but it’s understandable! if i had your income, i could easily spend 1k and not feel guilty on camera gear! easy peasy!
- swollen-boobs…! hahaha… why dont you just say “tendy”?? haha typically that only happens when you’ve just given birth and you’ll be leaking(spraying?!) breast milk…! nah but generally before periods start (i’m sure females all know this…) oh so horny! horny horny horny! but i TOTALLY get what you mean about worrying for your period to arrive during a special event…! i.e. a wedding! but what can you do eh? that’s part of nature… but then count yourself lucky that it aint YOUR own wedding and your period is on. nasty nasty. no fun on the wedding night then… and the white dress? eeeek! or even if your period came on your wedding day, pray that it’s NOT the most heaviest day! lol!!! nasty stuff…
- celeb gossiper : there’s something about just finding out about what’s happening to jordan or colleen (oooh she’s about to get married! whey hey!!!!) yeh i havent had to buy my usual mags for a long time cos my sister came back to uk and she buys hello! and ok! every week…. but when she goes i’ll be so tempted to buy them again just to catch up on the news and such… hehe…. it’s a female thing!
- nice texts are recorded on your laptop or diary? i wonder if i feature in this?! hmm! must start texting you nice nice lush messages more often 555!
- i’m sorry that i dont reply to you on facebook as often… and i know it’s etiquette. but sometimes if the message you wrote does not ASK for a reply, there’s no point saying anything, otherwise…. it will just not mean anything!
- on being a christian : jesus forgives, as long as you truly mean it this time and dont do it again and again and again!!!
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seanafunk said,
confessions of a xyling reader:
i like reading xanga.com/xyling.
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