When people fart and do not want to admit it, they either say :

1.  “Can you smell that?” – before everyone else does
2.  “I can’t smell anything” – even when everyone else does

The nurse I work with is the 3rd nurse I’ve had since I started working in this practice in October 2006.
She is an okay-ish nurse…too slow and daydreams way too much for my liking…but she’s a nice girl.

Anyway, I am sure she farted twice today!!

1.  The patient I was treating left the surgery and instead of cleaning up like usual, my nurse disappeared to reception.  I was about to start writing up the patient’s notes, when I smelt something – this meaty yukky smell filled the air in my room.  For some stupid reason, I thought my nose was deceiving me, so I took an extra big sniff and nearly died!!! Haha!  I rushed out to reception and I asked if my nurse and the receptionist could smell that whiff.  Receptionist made a face because the whiff was that strong.  Nurse said she couldn’t smell anything. The smell left after a few minutes.

I did not suspect my nurse till…

2.  …later on the afternoon, I was standing near my nurse watching her prepare this porcelain crown I had just made…and then, she looked up and said, “Ew…can you smell that?”…2 seconds later, I smelt it – the same meaty smell from earlier.  In the room, there was only nurse and I.  It wasn’t me…so it was definitely her!!!  This time, I ran off and put on my face mask.

To top it off, she tells me that she intends to start the Atkins Diet tomorrow…..imagine the disgustingly meaty smells emanating from her!!!!!  ugh….!!!!

Of course, everyone farts but my farts smell like roses!!!

Dear Nurse,

I knew it was you!  Own up to your farts!!  Be loud and proud of your farts!  Hehe.