Confessions Of A Liar
Posted by Ling on September 28, 2004
I met this guy Mr PC yesterday at a friend’s flat. We were playing this board game called Diplomacy (it’s boring). Anyway, we were passing notes to each other :-
PC : Are you single? (…and to me, that spells DANGER!)
So I told him that I was single, but looking for some hot babe!!! i.e. I am a LESBIAN!!! And he believed me!!!!!!!!!!
PC : “It’s my first time meeting a lesbian & U R a cute lesbian!”
Since when have I been cute? Gosh, all this recent male attention is so foreign to me.
And he was like, all serious, “Do your parents know about your sexual preference?”
I am so bad…I kept up the lie!!!!!!!
In the end, when we parted our goodbyes, PC said, “I’ll see what I can do for you!”
And I was like, “Oh you’re so good to me!”
Despite my history with guys, I would never bat for the other team!
thebiggee said,
Ha??! Ling Ling a Lesbian? LLL?
Hard to imagine! Lol! :p
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ansypansy said,
hehe join the club! people think i’m a lesbien too!!! haha…! thats epic though!
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