Confessions Of A Smoker
Posted by Ling on July 2, 2004
Okay okay…do you want another confession from Ling???
Well…SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don’t tell my psycho mother!
But the day before one of my final exams, my friend Miss VeeBee came over to my flat. She came over to make sure that I would study, but we both ended up NOT studying….
And somehow…
…we ended up…
…in bed…(!!!!)…
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
We ended up sitting on my bed…..
…talking about our past, present and future love-life situations…
…while having a cigarette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two….to be exact!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But yeh!!!!!!!!
SORRRREEEE!!!!!!!
I know it’s disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But hey…..
…however….I now think I have lung cancer!!!!!!!!!
As I keep having coughing fits!!!!!!!!!!
If you hear a smokers’ cough during church…it’s ME!!!!!!!!
But it was a really kinda good time…just sitting, chilling, smoking…and talking about our love lives…
Who did you kiss in high school?? I was like…er…no-one….she kissed about 3…
When did you have your first kiss?? NO comment…okay, okay…when I was 18
Who was the best kisser? I was like HIM…
Who was the worst kisser? And I was like, Oh it’s HIM…
Who did you last kiss?? Again, I was like HIM…
In conclusion: Maybe I am a bad girl…
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