Confessions Of An Interviewee
Posted by Ling on March 19, 2004
I am ready to confess…
I give you the scenario…
I was early for a 12.30pm interview…
“Hi, my name’s Ling and I’ve got an interview at 12.30…”
“Take a seat Ling…you’ll be seen shortly”
I scuttled to the seats in the Waiting Room area of the dental surgery. My eyes were drawn to the pile of magazines lying on the table in front of me - hello, heat, Woman, Chat, gossip magazines galore.
“Stay focussed Ling!” said my inner voice, after all, I was about to be interviewed and to be seen reading these magazines was not highly professional.
Tick-tock…tick-tock…12.35pm….12.40pm…
“Oh hi Ling…I’m busy with a patient just now so I’ll be a few more minutes.”
“No problem.”
My attention span starts to deteriorate…and yet again, my eye-bag ridden eyes wander towards the features on the covers of those glossy mags….and then B.I.N.G.O!!
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT & KEEP IT OFF!
With one quick glance up…no-one looking…I pick up the mag and flick to those magic pages for the ultimate solution to weight loss forever…
I skimmed the pages really quickly…and I mean skim…like skimmed milk….and I mean really quickly…like really quickly….
Quick skim over…I plonk the mag back onto its original position and act as if nothing had happened…
I pondered for 2 minutes….feet starting to twitch….fingers starting to tap…eyes starting to dart about…
Unable to resist, I picked up the magic mag again and again, flicked to those amazing pages of wisdom….Now, how could I retain all that information?
All that wonderful information to inspire me to lose the 14lbs of fat I had ‘ingeniously’ gained…(ahem)
Take time out now & close your eyes and imagine me, sitting in a waiting room, with a mini-me Angel on my right shoulder and a mini-me Devil on my left shoulder….
Oh no..I couldn’t possibly do that…
Oh yes, you can…it’s easy…no-one’s looking…
This battle went on for a good few minutes…
And before you knew it, I cleverly slipped the magazine into my bag….i.e. I stole it!!!!!!!!
These dirty hands, typing this blog…tarnished, damaged, filthy, scummy…
SORRY!!!!
Forgive me God for I have sinned…
Remember, God is omnipresent…He knows everything…and it is essential to confess every sin…no matter how big or small…it is still sin!!
Confession over…
thepianogenius said,
Ling, everytime i see you…i think you’re ok…
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