Dear Future Friends
Posted by Ling on July 4, 2009
This post is dedicated to the future friends I will meet when I start travelling.
Dear Future Friends
Please be warned that I am a sensational attention-seeker, not a troublemaker.
I like to talk rubbish and I like to eat a lot.
I don’t react well to alcohol.
I am also older than I look – thus if you are a young boy, please do not leech yourself onto me.
I am not a b*tch but I can be b*tchy around b*tches – thus, stay away from me b*tches!
I am boring and I don’t like shopping nor do I like walking.
I like to be driven. I can’t swim.
I am pretty much useless but I can do teeth.
I also like lots of attention.
Please only take Facebook-worthy photos of me.
Thank you.
Looking forward to meeting you soon.
onle said,
You’re not useless, you can cut hair, cook and squeeze blackheads!
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