Tuesday

Eyebrows

Posted by Ling on August 8, 2006

In case you haven’t noticed, there are 5 types of eyebrows on girls :-

Type 1 :  the perfectly shaped arched eyebrows 

Type 2 : the overplucked eyebrows (which gives a permanently-surprised look) 

Type 3 :  the bushy and unruly eyebrows

Type 4 :  no eyebrows (use eyebrow pencil or tattoo to draw it in)

Type 5 :  other e.g. piercing present, etc…. 

My eyebrows??

Well, my left eyebrow has a permanent black scar across it (scar from that car crash in 1998) – Many, many, many people have mistaken this for MAKE-UP!!!!

Yup, and one of them, actually licked her thumb and rubbed it vigorously across my eyebrow to help me get rid of my make-up mistake until I politely said, “that’s my scar from the car crash” and she scuttled away as quickly as possible…

Usually, I have Type 3 brows – thick and unruly.  I just can’t be bothered with maintaining the perfect shape by plucking them religiously.

Today, I took my brother for his haircut and at the same time, I got my eyebrows threaded.  Threading is the removal of hair with a piece of thread.  Pure skill!!

I thought I’d go from Type 3 unruly brows to  Type 1  perfect eyebrows…….until I put my glasses on to find….WONKY and OVERPLUCKED eyebrows!!!!  Argh!!!!

The Left brow is higher than my Right brow….and I look angry because they’ve got that angry arched look….argh!!!!! 

(thought I’d finish with a rhyme…)

In conclusion :  Guys are so lucky cos they don’t need to plucky!

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