Sunday

Flowers

Posted by Ling on April 24, 2005

Guys like to give girls flowers.

Flowers are usually given on these occasions :-

1.  First date
2.  The guy has done something wrong, e.g. sign of an affair!
3.  Birthday / anniversary

The problem is – What if the girl doesn’t like flowers?

Take me for example.  I don’t really appreciate flowers because I am scared of things that are alive but not human, i.e. I don’t like animals, I don’t like insects, I don’t like plants – I only like babies, girls, guys, human beings!  What kind of phobia is fear of living things that aren’t humans?

For some bizarre reason, Mr Geek keeps buying me flowers.  Last time, he bought me a single white lily with a long stem.  I don’t own a vase so I used my toilet as vase!  Yes, I peed in the toilet with a flower in it!!!  Nutritious or what?

Mr Geek is away in Malaysia just now, so who bought me the beautiful roses today?  Yes, flirt alert!  It was his sister!!  Thank you!

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