GUY-Dar
Posted by Ling on March 20, 2004
Today, I had an interview and afterwards, my mum and I went to the Chinese supermarket.
My eyes quickly scanned the supermarket. I possess the extraordinary powers of what I like to call – “GUY-dar”
“GUY-dar” = if I see a fit guy, my eyes automatically zoom in for a closer inspection
There was a faint signal near the section where my mum was heading. There was a Chinese guy there wearing a tight t-shirt to show off his muscles.
My mum wanted this heavy box of ‘chinese stuff’, so she yelled out to Mr Muscles to give a hand.
He came over to help out and I ogled his rippling biceps (hey, I’m single, I’m allowed to look!!)
Mum : Mr Muscles, this is my oldest daughter, Ling
Mr Muscles : Hiya
Me : Er..nice to meet you.. (half expecting to extend my hand out to shake his hand cos I’ve been doing that all week for interviews)
Mr Muscles : So where do you work?
I paused for a few seconds – what a weird question! People always ask me what I study, not where I work. I was puzzled till I remembered that I was wearing “interview work gear”.
Me : I’m graduating next year as a dentist…
Mr Muscles : Oh right (and gave me a smile)
Mum : What do you mean next year?? It’s in a couple of months time!!
Me : Oh yeahhhh!!
Mum : Oh come on Ling! (and turns her head to Mr Muscles) She gets like that when she meets guys. She’s single so when she meets a guy, she gets all shy….blah blah blah…(I was so embarrassed I didn’t hear the rest of what she said!)
In conclusion : I am SO NOT going back to that supermarket!
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