Last week’s latter half of the week, I couldn’t do that. I couldn’t move my neck for 3-4 days. I was dosed up on painkillers – no wonder I am super depressed (side effects of drugs) and look like a bloated whale!!!! Anyway, I am still not 100% fixed…and it really frustrates me because I can’t do things like a normal 30+ year old. I had to take time off work YET AGAIN! And I even broke down at work because I felt like a failure. I can’t live like this forever so hopefully, I will get miraculously cured one day…
Anyway, I was telling the Husband that is probably one of the reasons why we haven’t been blessed with babies yet because of my failing health. I mean, it’s funny because I am seriously not like any of the demented ladies (sorry, it’s true) out there who count the days till they ovulate and time everything to a tee. I am still trying to act cool about it…but it doesn’t help when people keep asking me the same “Are you pregnant?” questions! Why won’t they stop???!!!!! How can I prove it to you? Do I have to pee on a stick to show you? Do you want me to punch my bloated belly to prove it?
And hey, don’t get me started about the gym… I cannot go to the gym when I cannot move my neck right? I was also told that I had to NOT use my laptop for a few days – I nearly died. I sat on the couch and watched tv and ate McDonald’s. It was SOOOO boring!!! I also read a book.
And I know – I will be back soon to finish off #30daysofsharing…not that I have anything else really to share. I think I have shared my entire being!!!
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