Today I was hanging out with two of my guy friends, Mr Pistol and Mr Egg – remember them from my Chivalry post?
Anyway, Mr Egg is in his mid-twenties but has never had a girlfriend so his experience in the relationships department is limited and so, Mr Pistol and I were trying to impart words of wisdom to Mr Egg, i.e. Love Guru advice.
One of the points I mentioned was this :-
When you’re in a relationship, the person you’re dating miraculously transforms to be the hottest person in the universe. Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt – who??? Love is blind.
But if that relationship ends and you have moved on, the person you were dating becomes the fugliest person on the planet and the words, “What was I thinking?” come to mind when you look at photos of them. Blinded by love.
Does anyone else agree with this? Or am I alone on this one?
Dear Any Ex-Boyfriends Reading This,
You’re F-U-G-L-Y, you aint got no alibi, you’re FUGLY!