Hot To Fugly

By Ling

Today I was hanging out with two of my guy friends, Mr Pistol and Mr Egg – remember them from my Chivalry post?

Anyway, Mr Egg is in his mid-twenties but has never had a girlfriend so his experience in the relationships department is limited and so, Mr Pistol and I were trying to impart words of wisdom to Mr Egg, i.e. Love Guru advice.

One of the points I mentioned was this :-

When you’re in a relationship, the person you’re dating miraculously transforms to be the hottest person in the universe.  Angelina Jolie / Brad Pitt – who???  Love is blind.

But if that relationship ends and you have moved on, the person you were dating becomes the fugliest person on the planet and the words, “What was I thinking?” come to mind when you look at photos of them.  Blinded by love.

Does anyone else agree with this?  Or am I alone on this one?

Dear Any Ex-Boyfriends Reading This,

You’re F-U-G-L-Y, you aint got no alibi, you’re FUGLY!

Kind regards,


1 Comment on Hot To Fugly

  1. Freddy
    August 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm (4 years ago)

    Very harsh, remember it works both ways so u r FUGLY too :)


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