Husband And Wife

Posted by Ling on October 1, 2010

He likes to cross dress...hahaha...

What’s wrong with him?  Why is he not saying anything?
What’s wrong with her?  Why does she always want to talk?

Why do guys look good without even trying?
Why do girls take so long putting on makeup when they look just as good without it?

What?  He’s wearing the same pair of jeans again?
What?  She says she has nothing to wear??!!

OMG!  He farts all the time!
OMG!  Silent and deadly!

I can see his nose hair!
What’s that on her upper lip??!

Why doesn’t he eat breakfast?
Why does she eat salt and vinegar potato chips for breakfast?

Why is he washing the dishes without putting gloves on?
Why am I always washing dishes?

He is always watching sports!
She is always on Facebook!

What?  You need to do another dump?
What?  You need to pee again?

Who SMS-ed you?
Who are you SMS-ing?

Let me make dinner tonight…(I want to impress him with my cooking)
Let’s make dinner together…(I don’t trust her cooking)

I like to shower alone, thank you very much.
Stupid shower scenes in movies have warped my mind.

Please put your clothes back on!
Please take your clothes off!

Gosh, why is he always stealing the bed covers?
Gosh, why is she always stealing the bed covers?

Aww, I love him.  I feel so blessed.
Aww, I love her.  I feel so blessed.