I Am Happy When…

Posted by Ling on July 19, 2010

I went to church today.  The church I grew up in.  The last time I was there was in April, when I was back in Scotland for a mini break with Mr Dorky.  Anyway, Pastor G commented that I looked happy and I am!  I mean, I am happy but I am also super-stressed with wedding planning (3 weeks to go and I have not yet booked a photographer!!) and it is stressful to be apart from Mr Dorky (I’m not a fan of long distance relationships because I am cold-hearted which means absence does not make my heart grow fonder!)

As I am a natural born pessimist, i.e. the glass is always half-empty, it can take a lot to make me happy and content.  Add to the fact that I like to consider myself to have a weird and unique way of thinking, lots of absurd things make me happy.  I am going to attempt to list the absurd things which make me happy instead of going to sleep.

I am happy when :-

• I floss and a big chunk of meaty goodness comes flying out from my gums.
• I burp really loudly and my friends think I am disgusting.
• A facebook friend says, “You’re ALWAYS updating your facebook status…but you’re actually quite funny!“  (Basically any compliment with regards to anything I write makes me EXTREMELY happy!)
• I hear one of my best friend, Mr Shrek’s laughter.  Seriously, it is contagious!  I should record it and let you hear it.
• My siblings get embarrassed with me when I do something totally blonde.  I am not a typical eldest sibling of seven children.
• My parents are in charge of the wedding.  My parents want this and that for the forthcoming wedding and some people may think it is OTT and that I, as the bride, should have a say to my own big day.  However, nothing pleases me more than when I please them.  And if it means wearing 6 dresses on the wedding day because my Mum insists, then yes, I will do it.
• I pee really loudly.  It amuses me greatly.
• I poo.  It feels like I am losing weight.
• I have weird and absurd thoughts in my head which only make sense to me and nobody else will understand.  It makes me feel unique.
• I am happy!  DUH!