Friday

Lost

Posted by Ling on February 4, 2005

Lost is defined as inability to be found or recovered

(contrast with discovery)

1.  Lost my mode of transport because my sister borrowed my car for the week

  • discovered trains

2.  Lost my mobile phone

  • ordered a new one

3.  Lost my hair appointment because had no transport

  • found scissors and started randomly snipping hair

4.  Lost weight in my bank balance after a weekend in London

  • gained pounds from London food

5.  Lost a day of sleep

  • acquired eye baggage

6.  Lost motivation to look half-decent looking (i.e. put on make-up)

  • have a blind boyfriend – hehe

7.  Lost 2 days of working as a dentist  (i.e. annual leave)

  • worked in Chinese takeaway

In conclusion :  I’m lost, where am I?

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