
Lost
Posted by Ling on February 4, 2005
Lost is defined as inability to be found or recovered
(contrast with discovery)
1. Lost my mode of transport because my sister borrowed my car for the week
- discovered trains
2. Lost my mobile phone
- ordered a new one
3. Lost my hair appointment because had no transport
- found scissors and started randomly snipping hair
4. Lost weight in my bank balance after a weekend in London
- gained pounds from London food
5. Lost a day of sleep
- acquired eye baggage
6. Lost motivation to look half-decent looking (i.e. put on make-up)
- have a blind boyfriend – hehe
7. Lost 2 days of working as a dentist (i.e. annual leave)
- worked in Chinese takeaway
In conclusion : I’m lost, where am I?





seanafunk said,
I’m not blind, I’m just honest!
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enoch_hlh said,
you lost your motivation to look half decent looking, but you still have your motivation to look fully decent looking! :goodjob:
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sor_paw_ellen said,
Hey Ling!! ur HEUGE hug almost killed me… :p :p ur mission was accomplished last friday night wenever that was.. hehe!!
Well, working in the takeaway for a gazillion weekends?! I know how tht feels however, i’m used to n never go out so it’s ok law. If u think bout it, it’s a way to honour ur parents.. one fo the commandments that God gave us.

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thebiggee said,
Lost and found reminds me of a line from Amazing Grace: #…I once was lost, but now I’m found. Was blind but now I see!…# Hallelujah!
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eTerNaL__SuNsHiNe said,
what a relief, i’m not the only one that’s lost…^__^
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