Man Up #2
Posted by Ling on August 13, 2004
Okay, this is a follow-up on my last blog, since I got a few replies to it.
I am not a dating guru. But guys want to know what is the secret to getting the girl of your dreams, but before I reel off a list of what you should do and what you shouldn’t do, please can I point out that this only works on selected girls. Thus, you cannot blame me if it doesn’t work.
Ready?
Here’s the scenario : Boy meets girl. There is chemistry / a buzz / attraction / the wow factor. What should Boy do?
Do NOT :-
1. Slide up to her and give her your cheesiest chat-up line, e.g. “You remind me of a parking ticket….you have FINE written all over you…” Trust me when I say that NEVER works…EVER!!!!!!
2. Stare at her with your bulging eyes accompanied by bulging..ahem…bits, whilst you salivate and drool over her sex appeal because this will just make her think that you are a what I like to call Father Green (= pervert. In French, pere is father and vert is green)
3. This is the biggest NO NO to getting the girl of your dreams. Do NOT walk away!!! What’s the point?? You walk away and it’s all over before it’s even started!! Grab your balls, go up to her and ask for her phone number!!! Remember, if she declines, then fine, you’ve done your part!! Well done!!
Girls don’t give out their phone numbers unless they want to.
So, you’ve wiped the sweat from your forehead, you’ve got her number – YAY!!! What do you do now??
This is WHAT YOU MUST DO!!! When she gives you her number, you save it in your phone and immediately, give it a ring. This will ensure that you have got the CORRECT number and it also means that she will have your number too!
What to do next???
Well, I think phone calls are too dangerous, so I recommend SMS texting her. Texting is a fantastic invention! You can totally suss out whether the girl likes you or not by text messaging her. I recommend that you text her within 24 hours of getting her number, so she feels touched.
Boy texts girl and if she replies :-
a) Immediately… YOU’RE IN!!
b) Within a few hours… STILL A GOOD SIGN!
c) Within 24 hours… A BIT TOUCH AND GO HERE…
d) More than 24 hours… DOESN’T SOUND LIKE SHE’S INTERESTED IN YOU AS A POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND BUT YOU CAN BE FRIENDS
e) NO REPLY WHATSOEVER…well you can text her again and see, but most likely, SHE JUST AINT INTERESTED MATE!
What happens next? Hey, stop asking me…not a dating guru!
Jubiltz said,
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Jubiltz said,
Noooo I wrote this long involved comment and it didn’t register. BOOOOO! I’ll re-write it.
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Jubiltz said,
Wow what an extensive essay on how to get a girl’s number what to do after you have her digits safely secured in your cell phone. I’m sure whoever that entry was intended for is without a doubt going to put all that valuable information to good use AND keep you well informed of his exploits both good and bad. There’s no doubt he’s extremely appreciative of this thoughtful entry.
As for you trying to find the man of your dreams? Well look no further because I AM RIGHT HERE!!! Muahah…..lol…….so funny…..can’t stop laughing…..hahaha….my sides are hurting…..ouch!….hiccup…..bwahaha…..can’t stop…..BURP!
Hey I’ll have to get back to you on how you can find the man of your dreams. I’m so clueless in this area of life. You have no clue.
. Hrmmm….I’ll ask my cousins and friends. Maybe they can shed some insight on this age old question.
Laters home skillet. I got nothing but mad propz for yah! Holla back homey!
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hoj555 said,
i’m kinda worried that you’re asking us all to ‘grab our ball’s', hehe 7 days till ur bday and 9 till mine
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thepianogenius said,
yoyo!! so what’s happenin with ur bday?
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enoch_hlh said,
i’d giv u da same tips 2 approach a guy u liked! :love:
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Jubiltz said,
Don’t ever delete this entry…….I need to keep it as a reference. I’m still losing this bet thing. I have 7 days to go and still no date.
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xyling said,
:nono: tut tut…7 days!!!! aiyaaa!! And no, it’s ok…I’ll keep this posted just for you…until u get the girl of yr dreams!!
tinycon06
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Jubiltz said,
Okay I’m going out on Saturday. I’m going to use this entry again. :flowers:
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xyling said,
:wub: good luck J!!
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