Man Up
Posted by Ling on August 12, 2004
Dear Shy Guys,
Man up! For goodness sake, if you fancy a girl, just spit it out and ask them out! I personally think it’s your job to ask the girl out. You’re the one with balls, not us, girls!!!
If you don’t ask, then you’ll never have a girlfriend and your balls will shrivel up!!!
All you have to say is this, “I think you’re (*insert the best compliment which is most appropriate for the girl you like here*), so will you please..
1. …go out with me?
2. …be my girlfriend?
3. ...consider my application to be your boyfriend?
4. …allow me to date you?
5. ...say yes to a date?
Please don’t be graphic / over-cheesy / sick enough to say something like, “You’re so sexy so will you please let me be the father to your babies?”
If she rejects you, so what? You tried! Just do it!
P.S. This is not an indirect to hint to any of my guy friends. I do not, I repeat, I DO NOT want to date any of yous!
Jubiltz said,
OH man I totally agree! I need to stop being shy! I’m going to turn a new leaf and become a new “brave and adventurous” Justin. Watch out ladies because…….HERE’S JUSTIN COMING TO GET YAH!!!
~hehe…..One of my friends actually bet me to get a date by the end of the month or bad things happen. She’s on my case because I haven’t been on a date in like…..EVER! Haha. So I will heed your wise words Oh Great and Sagely One…..Your words always ring with the truth of the Universe. *sits in lotus position, closes eyes, and begins meditating*
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enoch_hlh said,
thx! :goodjob:
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