So I was hanging out with my guy friend Mr Egg and we were just chatting about random stuff and somehow, we got onto the subject of good-looking people.

Mr Egg :  Your boyfriend is good-looking…
I heard :  I fancy your boyfriend…

Mr Egg :  Yeah, he’s got really good skin…
I heard :  I wanna touch his skin…

Mr Egg :  …and those rosy cheeks…
I heard :  I wanna kiss his cheeks…

Haha!  Hands off Mr Egg!  Mr Dorky is mine!

And it’s true, Mr Dorky has really nice skin with rosy cheeks.  Jealous?  Yes!  When I first met him, I thought he looked like a gnome!

Mr Dorky - Man or Gnome?

Disclaimer :  This post does not imply that Mr Egg is gay.  Mr Egg insists that he is straight despite the fact that he is in his mid-twenties and has never had a girlfriend and finds my boyfriend more attractive than me!  LOL.