Look at my eye, my swollen eye, my swollen right eye!!

It’s infected!
I don’t have a clue what happened. It just got progressively worse throughout the day…it doesn’t feel itchy and there’s no pus…it just looks ugly…and I have lost my binocular vision!!
It’s swollen to the point that it looks closed!
I joked that my Chinese eye turned Korean!
(I blame it on Mr KAD (= Korean American Dude) who I have been hanging out with for the last 24 hours! LOL)
But I want it to return to normal!
Help!