Monday

Open Relationship

Posted by Ling on February 21, 2005

Open relationship is defined as a relationship where the two participants are free to date other people

Mr Geek and I have jointly decided that we are going to have an open relationship.  As stated in the above definition,  we are allowed to date other people, but we will still officially be going out with each other.

“Flirt alert” = the inner alarm which starts beeping in Ling’s head when she encounters a situation where flirting is involved in whatever shape, size and form – this flirting can be from Ling or the other party

The reason we came to this decision is simply because I had a flirt alert  with the following recently :-

1. Mr Pinch – my friend who saw me, didn’t say hi and pinched me and then walked away = flirt alert

2. Mr American Piano – he’s a friend of  Mr Pinch – I met him when he was playing the piano and singing – he gave me a cheeky smile = flirt alert

3.  Mr Compliment – he complimented my hair = flirt alert

4.  Mr Origami – he folded a paper rose and gave it to me = flirt alert

5.  Mr Big Feet – another friend of Mr Pinch – he has big feet which means manliness which means I like = flirt alert

6.  Miss Geek’s Sister – she kissed me on the cheek yesterday and pinched my ass = MAJOR flirt alert

7.  Miss Koyoti – my hot yellow Polo car – my sister stole her but she was returned back to her true love, me = flirt alert

Wait, wait, wait – before any accuses me of being a shameless flirt, I’d just like to point out that Mr Geek, my boyfriend, engaged in flirt alert too.

Remember Gobi from here, here, here, here, here AND here?  (If not, you’re supposed to click on the “here”s because I’ve kindly linked it for you…)

Well, Mr Geek met him recently and he actually said that Gobi is “rather good-looking!” Like EWWW!!  Flirt alert or what?

Anyway, let the open relationship begin…I’m free on Thursday, so anyone wanna hook up?  *wink*

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