Please Compliment Me
Posted by Ling on April 10, 2008
Recently, I’ve turned into this ULTRA-insecure person.
I have to remind myself to NOT get upset over un-complimentary comments about my looks/figure/skin/age.
BUT the worst thing is…
I am FISHING for compliments.
(Note to self : Compliments are only TRUE compliments if they are given voluntarily, NOT UNDER DURESS!!)
Self-analysis reveals that there are two predisposing factors for my newly acquired insecurities :-
1. Being single at my age makes me feel like Bridget Jones – old, fat and unwanted
2. Being ill which explains my poor complexion, getting flabby from lack of exercise and that miserable look which is permanently on my face (only erasable once 100% healed – current status 89.5%)
BUT before any brave Ling suitors want to declare their undying love for me (as if!), please save it for later, because I am not ready for a new relationship yet…
I have thought long and hard for a solution to my current situation.
How can I attract a guy at my age?
How can I feel good about myself?
How can I get toned without gymming?
How can I inject some much-needed fun into my life?
How can I get a new hobby?
How can I live without a man in my life?
Well…who needs a man?
I just need a pole!!!
- no male dancing partner required
- no males allowed to watch
Yes, I have found a solution – I am going to pole-dancing classes next month!!
My Mum already knows so you cannot blackmail me with this!! Hahaha!
I’m just surprised she didn’t want to join in as well!! HAHAHA!!! – erase that image of my Mum pole-dancing PLEASE!!!!!
ansypansy said,
apparently the secret to how pole-dancers can stay suspended in mid-air, hanging onto a pole lies with their PVC plastic thigh-high boots…! That grips the pole and stops them from falling off.
my my. you’re a brave girl for taking this on. lots of hard work. be prepared for blisters, things similar to carpet-burn/nappy-rash type of pains… oh and achy muscles!! lol….
who needs a man when we’ve got chocolate?!
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onle said,
Thank you for the mental image of your mom pole dancing. I will be sleepless for many nights now.
And, yus, who needs men? I need a woman. Kekeke! I don’t think a pole would a good substitute for a woman. For one thing, a pole cannot cook or do the laundry. But I guess a pole can catch fish, if it is a fishing rod pole. I don’t think it would feel good to hold around a pole when sleeping.
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MarkJennBaby said,
I’ve been taking pole dancing lessons for the past 2 years now and LOVE it!!! You will have a blast! Where are taking it?! I’ve been with Sfactor since day one and now that I’ve had my baby I’ll be going back in May! Woohoo!
Have fun and be open to it all
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