Sex And The City
Posted by Ling on November 1, 2009
So, I moved into this place in the city centre of Sydney! Officially the BEST location ever! Expensive too.
I have 2 male flatmates, 4 female flatmates and 5 chickens living in this house!! YES, for real!!
So, on my first day there, I had my TV on (yes, I have a TV in my bedroom). I turned up the volume really loudly while I was vacuuming.
Sex And The City : The Movie was on.
I finished vacuuming and went downstairs to the kitchen to get some cleaning products. I didn’t return immediately as I met another flatmate and we started chatting.
Ten minutes later, I head back upstairs but as I walk up the stairs, I hear the loudest sex noises EVER!!!
My immediate thought was, “Oh no, I’m living with a raging nymphomaniac!”
But…the noises were coming from my bedroom!!!
Yes, the movie’s raunchy sex scene was on at LOUD VOLUMES!!!!
I frantically looked for the remote control to turn down the volume. I scrambled through the mess and turned the TV off!!!!
Felt so embarrassed…
People who may have heard will either think :-
- I’m a raging nympho!
- I watch porn at LOUD VOLUMES!
- OR even worse, BOTH!!!
I would feel better if I was a true SATC fan at heart because true fans would sacrifice anything for SATC any day, but the fact is – I don’t really give a damn about Sarah Jessica Parker and her friends (no, I don’t even know their names!!!!)
Leon said,
You have the funniest stories
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