Warning
Posted by Ling on September 11, 2004
WARNING : If you happen to be a male doctor (you’re FUGLY!) who is reading my bizarre blog, then please extract your eyeballs from my blog and make a run for it before my dear mother attacks you with some dodgy passport photo of me, begging on her hands and knees for you to marry me!!!! I think SHE is feeling very broody, but since she can’t have any more children (her tubes have been tied or maybe my parents are past it…ahem…), and therefore, I, being the oldest of her 7 children, will have to bear the responsibility of popping babies from my hole….!!!! But before you get too excited about the prospect of marrying the Weird One (i.e. me), please note that even if I am forced to marry you, you will not be touching any parts of my flabby body, except my fist…!!
Actually, ALL male beings should take heed of this warning….!!! My Mum is desperate to marry me off….!!
DizsHt2Gud2LetGo said,
:wacko: im conFusEd i DuN geT iT?!?!?!
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xxEm_Ngaxx said,
sucks being the oldest doesnt it, im glad im not.
worse situation is when they find you a husband in another country, eek :saddd:
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