Tuesday

Wet Day

Posted by Ling on February 8, 2005

Wake at 7am.

Leave house at 8am.

Walk to the train station in the pouring rain.

*slish slosh* Oh-oh…shoes getting drenched….

*splish splash*…shoot…socks are now wet!

Walk to work in the pouring rain.

Great!

Now my trousers are wet too.

My hair gets wet cos I can’t control the flippin umbrella I found in some corner of my house.

Worst of all, my glasses are wet!

So when I walk into a warm place, they just get steamed up…

Arrive at work place.

Screwed…MUST take my socks off to prevent ‘fung sup’ (= wet wind / rheumatism / something in English)

Tie the dripping hair back.

Change my wet soggy shoes.

Put on my not-so-sexy dentist tunic outfit.

Wipe the glasses.

All fresh???

No!

First patient…upper molar extraction…

*big yank from Ling’s right bicep muscles*

Out pops the tooth…….

….with blood droplets on her sparkling white tunic…*soiled*

…I bet I got some on my face too!!!

At least I got the tooth out!!!!

(SHOOT!  Got another 6 months left at this job and then I’m jobless….and it also looks HIGHLY likely that I may return to Dundee for my next career move…..this does not go down well when I explain this to Mr Geek..oh well, “no skin off my nose!”…please get me a rhinoplasty!!  (= nose job))

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